Antique Reader Pillows

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Bront?saurus.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Jane Austen

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"