Old-fashioned Reader Pillows

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"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Two Generations of Readers

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'He Will!'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Jane Austen

Nanki Poo

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

A new meaning in the Roman

Book

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

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