Classics Reader Pillows

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

Trojan horse.

David and Goliath "Fix"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Bacchus.

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Large print e-book.

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."