Classics Reader Prints

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

Trojan horse.

David and Goliath "Fix"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Bacchus.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

"Out damn Spot

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Caesar salad?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Large print e-book.

"I'm having my entrails read."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp