Old-school Readers Gifts

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

A new meaning in the Roman

Book

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

The ghost's walk

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"