Old-school Readers Gifts

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

A new meaning in the Roman

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

Gustave Flaubert

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."