Old-school Library Lover Gifts

'He's one of a few who prefer to go to the library than surf the internet'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'