Library Lover Gifts

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"What's your problem?"

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Stuff you need to know/Stuff You Can Do Without.

Man looking at book in a library 'This page is still under construction'

The Letter Of The Law/The Spirit Of The Law

Library Scientists.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Drive-by shushing.

Mystery bookshelf in library.

'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'

Auto 'Shh' machine in library.

'Someone's taken its appendix out.'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Due to cutbacks, we've removed the last 20 pages from every mystery novel.'

Think For Yourself

Cleaner dusts the letters of a book.

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'You're just what I'm looking for...how would you like to come to a pub quiz with me?'

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'SHHHH!'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Librarian replaced by Google.

Coffee Table eBooks.

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'Megabyte Information Processing Center'

"And they provide a good deal of insulation, of course."

"He's looking for something for the beach."

'It's so unfair! Why do people always take out the good books?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.