Analog Explorer Gifts

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Downloads.