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Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
I.T. Fear
"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"
"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
Subwoofer
Music producers.
"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"
'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."
"Brat"
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"
The dream works when the team works!
Music Freak.
'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."
"Romance"
"Turn down the bass."
'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'
"Is there an audio edition?"
"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."
"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"
"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".
"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."
Missing. Last seen with.
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
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