Analog Aficionados Gifts

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"'Dancing Queen' MY WOTSIT! Fiddle with your own cassette!"

I.T. Fear

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Romance"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Sundial Watch

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

Cassette Deck

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'