Analog Enthusiasts Gifts

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

audiobooks...

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Sundial Watch

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

sub woofer

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

Microphone Feedback

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima