Analog Music Enthusiast Gifts

A token record...

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Play on."

Music for car stereos

Luthier

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

audiobooks...

Gramophone Headphone

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'