Analog Music Enthusiast Pillows

A token record...

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Play on."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Music for car stereos

Luthier

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Maria Teresa Vera

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Can I be Frank with you?

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Gramophone Headphone

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

audiobooks...

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Mia Martini

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."