Analogue Aficionado Gifts

There is no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

'I (pant, pant) just ran over here because (pant) I don't have a computer and I wanted to send you (pant, pant) an instant message.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

I.T. Fear

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The dream works when the team works!

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

Chain and Ball music player.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."