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"Does technology frighten you?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

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