Analog Admirer Gifts

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Yes, that's where I keep my files. And no, I don't need a password to access them. If it's a security issue you're worried about, it does take a key."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Madam Zoola Ball Gazer - "Digital or analogue?"

'We passed notes. That's how we text in the old days.'

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

One-man band rehearsal.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Timbre Wolf