Analogy Admirer Gifts

'My head feels like lead and my nose is all blocked up.'

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Hugh fans!"

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

Moby Dick

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Prisoner still life painting.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Sharp Eyes

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Red hot little combo

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Cover story: Picasso

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."