Analogy Enthusiast Gifts

'Marriage is like a roller coaster, with it's ups and downs!'

STRIP Hambone: Man's problems an analogy of computer problems

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I totally meant to do that."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Bertrand Russell

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Sundial Watch

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."