Analogy Lover Gifts

"My asparagus on my allotment has exactly the same thing."

I made fun of your age the other day. I'd like to apologize. That's odd. Does the blade of grass apologize to the lawnmower? Does the bug apologize to the windshield? Does the ant apologize to the boot? Those are some interesting analogies. Did they make more sense back in the middle ages when you first came up with them? I sense a boot coming

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Batman O' War

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

State of the Union

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

How to deliver a baby grand.