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Reading my Critics

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hugh fans!"

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Operation Chrome Dome.

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Nemesisyphus"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

"Don't forget to come back."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

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"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

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'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

Things you should know about...

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."