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'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Reading my Critics

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Hugh fans!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

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Operation Chrome Dome.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Nemesisyphus"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

"Don't forget to come back."

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'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

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'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

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"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

Fearless Frog Part 9

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'