Analogy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Your eyes are like ... one limpid pool and one regular eye.

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Bertrand Russell

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

VINYL HISS

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

Sundial Watch

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

I made fun of your age the other day. I'd like to apologize. That's odd. Does the blade of grass apologize to the lawnmower? Does the bug apologize to the windshield? Does the ant apologize to the boot? Those are some interesting analogies. Did they make more sense back in the middle ages when you first came up with them? I sense a boot coming

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

The only guy left who's not online.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"