Analogue Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

No Hand Signals

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Sundial Watch

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Cassette Deck

Ringing bell

'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)