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Sundial Watch

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

VINYL HISS

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Cassette Deck

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."