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'Big audio gear is coming back!'

I.T. Fear

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The dream works when the team works!

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Romance"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Missing. Last seen with.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Chain and Ball music player.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."