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'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

"The projector is broken, sir. Here is a transcript of your presentation. Where do you plug it in?"

"Everything takes grandpa a little longer to do. he's analog."

Phone book.

"House sitting for Tia Zulema was the most boring Spring Break job I've ever had."

I.T. Fear

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

"Why aren't my photos ready YET???"

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Cassette Deck

Looking in a directory

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'

The end of the cassette

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The dream works when the team works!