Ebook Enthusiast Gifts

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

Once upon a time, there was a store that sold books.

'Do you want me to let you know when they come out with eBooks you can color?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'Would you autograph your book on my eReader?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Archaeologists find a book.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Sounds like a lot. How many Kindle screens is that?"

"This ereader only has one book."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'We prefer not to target 'intelligent readers' since there is too great a chance that they'll know how to download the books for free.'

'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

Perusing the digital bookshelf.

"Please turn off your cell phones and turn on your wireless ebook readers."

'Got anything on the rise of digital publishing?'

Have the author sign your kindle...

eBook signing,

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.