Book Collector Giggles Gifts

The nations most brought but unread books.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

Ghost puddle

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

It's A Breeze

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

Biliard Enthusiast

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Paper or plastic?"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Re-Giving Tree

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Carl Sandburg.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Rudyard Kipling.

F. Scott Fitzgerald