Quirky Book Collector Gifts

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'

Clearance.

Field guide to North American plumbers

The incredible Journey to the Centre of the Earth

One Hundred Yearlings of Solitude

Meat the Author.

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Ventriloquism for Gummies

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."