Quirky Book Collector Mugs

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'

Clearance.

Field guide to North American plumbers

The incredible Journey to the Centre of the Earth

One Hundred Yearlings of Solitude

Meat the Author.

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Prison coffee table books.

Ventriloquism for Gummies

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.