Quirky Bibliophile Mugs

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Dummies for Dummies.

'A book very interesting'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

The pop-up book of fighters

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Field guide to North American plumbers

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Ventriloquism for Gummies

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Clearance.

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to reach books.

First library card

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey