Kinky Bibliophile Mugs

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

George Orwell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Nevermore."

Cook in the cookery section.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Dummies for Dummies.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Heaven

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"