Bibliophile With A Twist Mugs

"Bill and I are readers."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Do it yourself books.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Litterary Dogs.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Tree Funeral

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Nevermore."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"