Bibliophile With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Bront?saurus.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

The Farmer Sutra.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Success Without Effort

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

How to show some hustle.

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

Clearance.

How to Meet Sluts.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

The Bible First Edition - Book Signing Today!

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

"Bill and I are readers."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

Required seventh grade reading list