Bibliophile With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Bront?saurus.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

The Farmer Sutra.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Success Without Effort

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

How to show some hustle.

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

Clearance.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

How to Meet Sluts.

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

The Bible First Edition - Book Signing Today!

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

"Bill and I are readers."

But first I'd like you to do something for me. The Grifting Tree.

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles