Quirky Bibliophile Pillows

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Dummies for Dummies.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'A book very interesting'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

The pop-up book of fighters

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Field guide to North American plumbers

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Ventriloquism for Gummies

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Clearance.

How To Win Genius Grants For Dummies

Hard to reach books.

Real Life Bookshop.