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'Chicken soup for the outsourced soul.'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

What's your question, caller? I took your recommendation to read the thriller Hooked. I hated it. I thought it was convoluted and the characters were thin and the dialogue was stupid. What do you think of that, old bag? Fair enough. Let me suggest another title. Try: Go suck an egg by the writer Kiss my grits! Is it in paperback?

How To Win Genius Grants For Dummies

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

Dummies for Dummies.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

The Joy of Necks.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Do it yourself books.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Don't editorialize."

The Family Joules: Part 5

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

E M Forster.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'