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'Chicken soup for the outsourced soul.'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

Dummies for Dummies.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Do it yourself books.

"Don't editorialize."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Good book?'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'A book very interesting'

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

E M Forster.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."