Quirky Book Fan Pillows

"You've got a lot of great books here. Which are your favorite?" "Oh, I like the blue ones."

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Double Saxophone

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Dummies for Dummies.

Oreolas

"I could do that."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Flying in Formation.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

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