Quirky Book Fan T-Shirts

"You've got a lot of great books here. Which are your favorite?" "Oh, I like the blue ones."

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Double Saxophone

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I could do that."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Flying in Formation.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Oreolas

Dummies for Dummies.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Top Secret Files

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'