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Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

'I need three books with burnt orange covers, one with chocolate brown and one with light beige - but no best sellers. I don't want people to think I'm trendy.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Tree Funeral

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Fishing.

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Dummies for Dummies.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Book market

3:00 pm - Meet the author

D. H. Lawrence

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'