Quirky Book Lovers Pillows

The pop-up book of fighters

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Do it yourself books.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Dummies for Dummies.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

The Farmer Sutra.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'Good book?'

'A book very interesting'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."