Quirky Book Lovers Gifts

The pop-up book of fighters

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Do it yourself books.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Dummies for Dummies.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

The Farmer Sutra.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'A book very interesting'

'Good book?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."