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Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

My Spam Sketchbook

Fishing.

"So, do you come here often?"

Dummies for Dummies.

'A book very interesting'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

The pop-up book of fighters

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'