Quirky Fiction Fanatic Prints

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Fishing.

Dummies for Dummies.

"So, do you come here often?"

'A book very interesting'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

The pop-up book of fighters

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'