Quirky Novel Enthusiast Gifts

'A book very interesting'

"Don't editorialize."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Dummies for Dummies.

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

E M Forster.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

The pop-up book of fighters

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'He bears keeping an eye on.'