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New From Why? Books

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Tree Funeral

"I have an app for that."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

D. H. Lawrence

'Good book?'