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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'E-books?'

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"I have an app for that."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

You trip on it, you buy it.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'