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Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sock Puppet in Literature

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

Do it yourself books.

Sue the Author 3PM

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten