Edgy Book Collector Gifts

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sue the Author 3PM

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Do it yourself books.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')