Ironic Book Collector Mugs

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

It's A Breeze

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

The Re-Giving Tree

Rudyard Kipling.