Humor Book Collector Gifts

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Bert's dog training.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Vegetarian Birds

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat me"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Cake Free Zone

Easter Island Shades...

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"